twitter wank: june picks

there's never a more popular person on the internet than the person who uploads the latest episode of Top Gear to youtube
4:11 PM Jun 22nd from web

facebook group idea: "i always feel hungry after brushing my teeth"
11:03 PM Jun 18th from web

it must be that alanis morissette fans don't lock their doors. there's always dozens of copies of jagged little pill at cash converters
10:42 PM Jun 16th from web

facebook group idea: "I keep my headphones on when the music has stopped to keep my ears warm"
8:08 PM Jun 15th from web

facebook group idea: "during the adbreaks when films are on tv, I read the plot synopsis on wikipedia"
2:45 AM Jun 4th from web

lara bingle isn't hot, she freaks the shit out of me. you could hammer nails with that stone cold stare
5:14 PM Jun 1st from web