Thursday, June 04, 2009

twitter wank: may picks

So I got a twitter account a while ago. I only tend to tweet every-so-often, because I don't like doing what everyone else does in tweeting about stupid shit that nobody should care about. I'm more of a profundity type. I don't like people gleaning over my babbling only to forget it the instant the page is closed. So here are a few picks from May;

I like my coffee like I like my women: slightly bitter, inexpensive and freeze-dried into handy crystals
3:17 PM May 12th from web

alice cooper - not really that shocking
11:03 PM May 18th from web

is there anything more annoying than those Tiger Woods fans who follow him around just to yell "in the hole!" after he takes a shot?
9:42 PM May 27th from web

is it ironic that I, a purveyor of pizza and assorted pizza treats, would burn his mouth on pizza?
4:30 PM May 31st from web

http://twitter.com/jzmnn

plug!

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