All the more fun with Swedish subtitles.
Hay look guys! 4 girls, one is white (yay!) one is Hispanic, one is black and the other is half Asian! What's the other half? More white! (yay!) Isn't this the litmus test for tolerance? Hanging out with at least half of every (important) demographic in Western culture? What is another blight on Westernism? Rampant consumption? Ole! Victories over Facists? You bet! All wrapped up in a neatly veiled yet equally slippery towel of tweenage innuendo and assorted appeal. Make your parents buy it for you!
Easily the worst acting I have ever seen. Not to mention;
The worst music.
The worst execution of a decent premise.
The worst scriptwriting.
The worst screenplay.
The worst representation of many highschool cliques.
The worst Latino narcissist.
and the worst deaf boy (who DJs like a maaaaad cunt)
But this is one of my favourite movies. Primarily because, although it is still open to interpretation as to the intention, it is one of those outliers that fit into that "so bad it's good" mould. And it do. With acting so syrupy and music so cringe worthy and to be named after the biggest travesty to hit toyshelves in a generation, this is not meant to be taken seriously. At all. Ever.
Bit of trivia: it takes 66 minutes for any character to mention the word "Bratz".
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